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I walked into my bathroom today to find this. My grandmother put a ‘toilet tattoo’ on my toilet. I was like ‘Gramma, it doesn’t even go to the edges of the lid!’ and she said ‘Normal human tattoos don’t go to the edge either.’ I then had to remind her that as humans, we don’t have edges.
lol i have two identical posts about people allowed to call me sammy
one is kyle sibert and the other is arkells
lol
seems legit
oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD
do you ever hear some random word that makes you start singing a song with that word in it or is it just me
using the term ‘yolo’ sarcastically so often that you’re really not sure if you’re joking or not now
(Source: hans--moleman, via thegirlwhocalledgarrettafaggot)
