never forget where you came from
(Source: lickypickystickyme, via thegirlwhocalledgarrettafaggot)
that moment when the doctor has an inside joke with himself
(Source: valiantchild, via claraxoswald)
what do u call an alligator that lacks social skills
crocward
ISAAC YOU MESSED UP THE WHOLEJOKE IT SHOULD’VE BEEN CROCODILES NOT ALLIGATORS
well this is crocward
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
(via claraxoswald)
Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
(via alwaysbeenstaged)