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for you, Glen Coco

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

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  • person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
  • me: nope
  • person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
  • me: i'm not

meadowkitten:

I have a very big crush on u but sadly I am only a little bug and u are a garden

(via decemberwhorechata)

kidswithhats:

when the teacher finally tells the annoying kid in ur class to be quiet

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  • Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • Cashier: Are you 18?
  • Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
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